27 Sep 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition!

If you haven’t already heard, the American Express Business Platinum card is now available in METAL! And it is heavier than ever!

Shiny, sleek, heavy, perfection in a rectangle!

In honor of this life changing event, we are releasing the much talked about, much anticipated, 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition!

I am sure you have heard anyone and everyone in the points and miles hobby hyping this thing up, but in case you have been living under Iraq (I’m looking at you Ben, with your Saudia First Class New York to Riyadh Review, and don’t think I forgot about you. Matthew!) here are some additional details to catch you up…

Get it? Like under a rock? But under Iraq!? Man…

What is the 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition!?

Just the single greatest 10 minute workout of ALL-TIME!

It is super easy and super simple and doesn’t require any expensive workout equipment – other than your $450 annual fee METAL American Express Business Platinum Card!

10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! A Limited Time Offer –

For a limited time, to any and all of our readers, we are revealing the entire workout to you for the introductory price of… FREE!

Here it is:

Step One: Place American Express Business Platinum Card in your wallet and slide into your pants pocket!

Step Two: Run 1 Mile in 5 minutes

Step Three: Do 250 Push-ups in 2.5 minutes

Step Four: Do 250 Sit-ups in 2.5 minutes

Step Five: Repeat 5 times daily – EVERY DAY

More of a challenge? Also place the Chase Sapphire Reserve, the US Bank Altitude, the Citi Prestige, and the heaviest of them all – the Ritz Carlton Rewards Card – all in your wallet, and proceed with Steps Two through Five!

My cards are heavier than your cards…

Why be a whimpy little boy…BEFORE 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! 

I could barely lift a backpack prior to starting this workout regime…

When you can be big man strong like bull!? AFTER 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! 

And now I am lifting boulders with waterfall backdrops!?

Testimonials – Trust the Process – It really works!

Seriously you guys… I mean, check out both Miles and Zach from Monkey Miles and see what the 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! did for them and their figures! And after just a single workout!

And that’s not all! We also sent over the 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! to Alexander at The Points of Life! And while he already looks pretty swoll… we can guarantee after one workout he will be trading in his TRX Bands for good and opting for our 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition!

Disclaimer: 10 Minute Metal Muscle Blast – Amex Biz Plat Edition! program success based on approval for and ownership of the METAL American Express Business Platinum Card – Earn tens of thousands of Membership Rewards and tons of new muscles you never knew you could have!

Final Thought

The key to fitness is taking shortcuts wherever you can. This is a shortcut that I can guarantee will work!

This may be a joke… but don’t let that stop you from enjoying those new metal cards 😉

Happy Lifting… and Happy Travels!

DW

2 Comments
  • Miles
    Posted at 10:40h, 27 September Reply

    Dang son! 3 Plates with one hand?!

    • DW
      Posted at 10:41h, 27 September Reply

      If you ain’t getting bigger, your getting smaller!

      DW

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